I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.
—Lisa Kleypas (via kari-shma)
(via quote-book)
My ex liked to go down on me when I was in the kitchen cooking. As our relationship continued, he would continue to do it when I was in the kitchen but never anywhere else. Turns out, he was trying to psychologically condition me to really want to cook all the time. Fucker.
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Rough Love: He’s An Asshole, but Maybe Also A Genius (via collegehumor)
#wb: omg this is awesome LOL
(via collegehumor)
The Television Without Pity 2012 Tubey Awards are upon us, where discerning TV fans vote for their favorite (and most hated) shows in dozens of categories.
This week begins the start of the semifinals, where polls open for a bunch of stuff, including the Most Underrated Show, whose nominees include Angry Boys and Pretty Little Liars.
(images via whackmyknee and blackburningheart723)
#wb: it’s definitely a bit wrong that i read this as “Pubey awards”
I’m a little obsessed with these two getting together. Without Harmon, I’m afraid it will never happen now. :(
They are perfect, fucking focus groups hands off!
#wb: i completely agree. these 2 need to get together!
(via annie-abed)
oh great. a new copycat
choices
back in 2006, I was choosing between UB and another school for my Bachelor’s degree…
Wonder how different my life would be if I had chosen that other course instead..:
One Scene per Episode » TOW Joey’s Bag (S5E13)
Joey: But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain’t gonna say no to that.
(via fuckyeahfriends)
People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of.
—Paulo Coelho (via aquaticwonder)
(via quote-book)
some things can only be seen by those on the outside; some things can only be seen by those on the inside.
Banana Carved into Old-Timey Gun
That’s gun with appeal.
Hope is the painkiller that helps us get by, until the pain dulls to a bearable ache. It offers a temporary reprieve from the excruciating pain, and helps us to cope until the pain ebbs and subsides and we can bear to live with this ever-present soreness - the dull ache of reality. We hold on to hope, so that when the time comes to face the inescapable truth, we find that somewhere, deep, deep down, we have already come to terms with the pain.
—well, me.
signing into tumblr after a long break and liking everything on my dash
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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
